I DON’T LIKE WHOLE FOODS

It’s bourgie and obnoxious and I hate it. It looks wholesome and rustic but I feel really discriminated against and uncomfortable in there because people are snooty and everything is weird and foreign but ‘local’. The only people who know what’s going on in there are people who go there all the time (when they aren’t on their juice cleanses or vacationing in the Caribbean). They clutch their organic prunes, like “OMG these are my favorite. Superrrrr addicting. and Superrrr healthy.” WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. I hope you turn into a prune. That was a really lame comeback but I DON’T LIKE WHOLE FOODS. Maybe I’ll come up with a better one when I don’t have two finals to study for.

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