Usually I’m covered except when she’s at the beach or pool. But yesterday she decided to wear a crop top to be cute and tr3ndi3 and then a thousand million people decided to touch me and consequently she felt violated and uncomfortable and was angry at the world. Bare does NOT mean please touch. You don’t see me feeling your face everyday!!!!!!!!!!! Join me in the movement to stop public touching! Skin to Skin contact is JUST WRONG.
Just kidding but not really.