Remember when I said I would update readers on my eating habits?
I ate 2 eggs of the scrambled variety for brunch. I included gross American cheese and milk in that meal. It was kind of difficult to make because I’m incapable of turning on the stove because the electric flame lighter is dysfunctional and I am dysfunctional and I’m also afraid of gas and fire, so that doesn’t help either. Anyway, after I finally turned on the stove everything went pretty smoothly. Then at 5, I ate a clementine. Then at 9:30 I ate a gargantuan meal. I actually ate like 3 different meats with rice. And I ate potatoes too. And I ate oranges and apples. It was fantastic. Then my mother yelled at me for my horrid eating habit. I kept on complaining that I wanted a cookie and milkshake and my mom said I was craving sweet foods because I didn’t eat enough carbs throughout the day. My mother should be proud of me for turning on the stove and cooking myself a protein-rich breakfast to power me through the day. I agree that my eating habits suck, but on the bright side, I ate no sweets or junk food because we don’t have non-raw food in this household… Actually now that I’m thinking about it, I ate a few handfuls of chex mix at the library today. And I ate one grape gummy from Brian’s Welsh’s fruit snack pack.